The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes—an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted or easily offended. This unique and up-to-the-minute compendium features thousands of politically incorrect jokes covering every topic from Alzheimer’s to Zoos. Among the themes a (more…)

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Norton 360 Version 3.0 offers proven performance, delivering today’s fastest and lightest all-in-one solution for protecting your PC and all your online activities. It protects against viruses, worms, hackers, and botnets, safeguards against online identity theft, protects important files, and keeps your PC tuned and running at peak performance. Completely automated and easy to use, Norton 360 works quietly in the background, with virtually no impact on PC performance, t (more…)

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Small business accounting software that makes accounting easy with tools to organize your finances all in one place. Track sales & expenses. Click to enlarge. Reduce data entry by downloading your bank & credit card transactions into QuickBooks. Click to enlarge. Create purchase orders. Click to enlarge. Generate reports with one click to see how your business is doing. Click to enlarge. Track empl (more…)

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Microsoft Streets & Trips makes trip planning easy, so you can relax and drive with confidence. Get accurate driving directions to just about anywhere in the United States and Canada. Streets & Trips requires no Internet connection and includes more than 1.5 million points of interest to choose from–plus additional listings that you can view when you’re connected to the Web. With updated maps and extensive trip planning features, Streets & Trips will help you plan your t (more…)

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Step up to the best deal in town and test your skill. Shuffle the cards and deal yourself in to the greatest card games of all time. HOYLE® drops you right into the action with over 75 classic games, official rules, tips and strategies. From classic games like Cribbage to new favorites like online Texas Hold’em, HOYLE® Card Games 2008 has something for everyone. All games are based on the official rules from HOYLE® , the authority for over 200 years Create your o (more…)

If you’re serious about making your own music, ACID Music Studio software is the perfect tool for original song creation, live recording, and studio-quality mixing and effects processing. Share your songs any way you want ? burn your own CDs, upload to the Web, or export to your MP3 player. With built-in tutorials to guide you, you’ll be composing, mixing, and mastering like a pro in no time. Create original music by combining the included music loops ? over 1,700 of them ? or rec (more…)

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Microsoft Office Standard 2007 offers the core Microsoft Office applications, but significantly updated for faster, better results. Comprised of Excel, Word, PowerPoint, and Outlook, this software suite empowers you to create high-quality documents and presentations, build powerful spreadsheets, and manage your e-mail messages, calendar, and contacts. With improved menus and tools, enhanced graphics and formatting capabilities, new time and communication management tools, (more…)

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The Print Shop 21 Essentials offers a host of new features and creative inspiration. Along with 115,000+ images and graphics, there are over 8,000 project templates to choose from, including ready-made greeting cards, calendars, labels, brochures, and more. Easy photo editing allows you to import and edit your own photos to personalize any project. You can also choose from more than 115,000 images to find the perfect look for any occasion. With new features inc (more…)

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Microsoft Office Professional 2007 is a complete suite of productivity and database software that includes the 2007 versions of Publisher, Excel, Outlook, Outlook with Business Contact Manager, PowerPoint, Access, and Word. Powerful contact management features help you consolidate all customer and prospect information in one place, while improved menus present the right tools exactly when you need them. The new look and feel of the 2007 Microsoft Office system automati (more…)

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Homework and Home Work will be easier than ever with Microsoft Office 2008 for Mac Home and Student Edition. Get better results faster and create high-quality documents you can be proud of, with less frustration and more enjoyment. Five Great Reasons to Get Office 2008 for Mac Home and Student Edition: Universal applications: Office 2008 runs natively on both Intel- and PowerPC-based Macs. Intuitive interface: Reduce the time and frustration of learning new software a (more…)